because, FINALLY, right? Ladies, are you having a hard time speaking to human men in your neighbourhood? Do you want to know more than a Google search’s worth of information about a man before you even approach? Want to know whether or not the guy making eyes at you across the coffee shop did or […]

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Survey Reveals Britain’s Dogs Rule The Roost Forget romance this Valentine’s Day – 70% of dog owners in the UK admit they allow their dogs in the bedroom 12th February 2013: Passion is taking a back seat among pet owners as seven in 10 admit they don’t cuddle their partners in case it makes the dog […]

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    You’ve all heard of Christian Carter’s excellent Catch Him And Keep Him – a book that in my opinion only scratches the surface when it comes to the levels of subservience and dedication required when it comes to being an acceptable girlfriend. Through him, I have been inspired to share my own man […]

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Thanks to the chica in advertising who sent this cheeky little media enquiry over to us this afternoon. Our favourite part was when they described the resulting feature as ‘tasteful’. And also when they said it would be part of a ‘pull out’. A very astute Twitter reader just pointed out that she had an […]

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Let’s hope while she’s kicking it in the tub, Rihanna comes to the right decision about Chris Brown   Yesterday, Rihanna debuted her new video for Stay. Unfortch, it’s not as awesome as the video for Shakespeare’s Sister’s ‘Stay’. It’s a bath video. The best of the bath video genre thus far is definitely Britney […]

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I like a drink. Sometimes I like one or two drinks. Sometimes I like to drink more than five cocktails and dance with my best friends, my hair as big as all the secrets that will spill out that night, lips loosened by gin and cigarette smoke. Sometimes I’m sensible when I’m drunk and I […]

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    I know, I know. I missed a week. Worst TV show recapper ever. I don’t even have an excuse- I was just feeling lazy. It’s a shame as well because Episode 4 was my favourite for a long time, and I’d felt that the coke episode which preceded it was a bit of […]

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Throughout the ages (read: in the last hundred years, when Hallmark really stepped up its game), the problems associated with V Day have always seemed to far outweigh the benefits; the mass genocide of roses, the restaurants full of heart-shaped balloons and uncomfortably close tables, the admonitions by magazines to ‘go down on him with […]

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This week marked the Vagenda’s first ever birthday (HURRAH!) and in order to celebrate we thought we’d consolidate all the bullshit spotted by our team and our lovely readers and twitter followers over the course of this last year in one place. All of these can be found on our Twitter too, where in most cases […]

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    When parents come to putting a name to the bundle of cells gestating inside one of them, they are bedevilled by a dilemma.  You want your precious little darling to fit in but you also want him or her to stand out. So what do you do? Go for a boring, conventional Peter, […]

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    I genuinely think I would like to be Beyoncé more than anyone else in the world. I would love to be able to sing and dance, and run very fast in high heels. I would like to be married to Jay-Z and be friends with Michelle Obama. I think I would enjoy having […]

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I’m not yet sure whether or not I’m surprised at Tarantino’s failure to produce any semblance of a female human in Django Unchained. See, ‘Q’ has long been applauded for bringing an exciting, manifold freshness to mainstream cinema; one aspect of which has been his placement of, on average, at least one woman per film […]

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